In which I list my top ten top tens of 2010
My ten top toppings for toast
– Or Marmite. Theyre both nice. This war is insane, we must unite: Mar- and Vege- Miters cease the fight. Thats my new protest cry. It rhymes, so its going to sound really good at all those rallies on the issue.
– Marmalade and crumbled cheddar.
– Smoked Salmon and creme cheese. With a squeeze of lemon.
– Rasberry Jam.
– Rasberry Jam and brie.
– Rasberry Jam, brie, and marmite.
– Nutella. And wensleydale.
– Pate. With (this is important) NO ADDED JAM.