Top tens of 10, no.7 – toasts

In which I list my top ten top tens of 2010

My ten top toppings for toast
Vegemite.
Or Marmite. Theyre both nice. This war is insane, we must unite: Mar- and Vege- Miters cease the fight. Thats my new protest cry. It rhymes, so its going to sound really good at all those rallies on the issue.
Marmalade and crumbled cheddar.
Butter.
Smoked Salmon and creme cheese. With a squeeze of lemon.
Rasberry Jam.
Rasberry Jam and brie.
Rasberry Jam, brie, and marmite.
Nutella. And wensleydale.
Pate. With (this is important) NO ADDED JAM.