Top tens of 10, no.6 – didnts

In which I list my top ten top tens of 2010

Top ten things I didnt do in 2010
1) Go to Disneyland.
2) Learn to drive. Again.
3) Eat bulls testicles. Or any testes at all, really.
4) Write a book.
5) Get married.
6) Implant, stow, or expel any children from my undercarriage. At all.
7) Scuba dive.
8) Cry because of a comment box.
9) Wear a hat. Oh no, wait, I did wear a hat. I did not wear a sombrero, though.
10) Become president of a small South American republic. OR DID I?
No. No, I didnt.