Lessons for visiting ex-patriots: No.1 – differing social mores

As I noticed coming down on a train from West Norfolk to London, the natives are very particular about contact between some body parts and communal seating areas:

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As this picture demonstrates, it is important to keep your feet off the seats.

But resting your abnormally ginormous cock on them is perfectly acceptable.