Positive affirmation for your every move, Cali-style

My telly is, in many ways, the epitome of California. Not content with simply giving a service and letting me decide how I feel about that service on my own terms, it is determined that I should have a nice day while doing it.

Plug in anything, or switch something on, and it pops up with a happy little message.

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A new external device is connected
Do you want to enjoy this?

Enjoy it?
How do you know I want to enjoy it? How do I know Im going to enjoy it? It might be terrible. I wish to USE it, certainly, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here. Lets not start wildly attributing emotional judgments to things without a few introductory conversations and a general sense of where this whole relationship is going first, hmn?

It doesnt get any better when you press yes, of course.

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Select the input source you would like to appreciate indeed.
Its just, you know, its a machine. Its asking if I want to connect it to another machine. Why do we have to get all personable and happy about it?

/Britishgrumpyperson