Im sorry, I came in here all promises after my little break, and then my little mother came to stay, and I had little more to say. Because I was busily showing my mother around my new city, let alone a country she has never before visited (she likes it! Oh god, the RELIEF! She may come back!). And I cannot possibly make any apology for that, because it is the most important thing in the world.

However, I apologise for my complete radio silence, that was rude.

I will make up for it.

In the meantime:

It is raining so hard, and has been, for so long, that I am starting to develop webbed hands. If that gets worse, I may start typing with my tongue, which will be quite easy as it now seems long enough to catch flies. and other such untruities.

ALSO: I hiccuped so hard I WAS SICK last week.

While completely sober, at that!

There. And people say the blogging of old-school is dead.