The imperfect housefrau

I may write an opera called The Imperfect Housefrau.

I dont like opera very much, but I will try not to let that get in my way, because it is a good name.

It will include arias with names like

Oh Right Because I Assumed If You Wanted Your Socks Paired Correctly Youd Do It Your Damned Self,

I Think Youll Find Id Only Be Obliged To Entertain Your Extended Family If We Were Married, Darling,

I Have Learnt To Like Burnt Food, I Hope You Do Too

Really? We Have An Iron?

And other such perennial favourites.

That is all.