I may write an opera called The Imperfect Housefrau.
I dont like opera very much, but I will try not to let that get in my way, because it is a good name.
It will include arias with names like
Oh Right Because I Assumed If You Wanted Your Socks Paired Correctly Youd Do It Your Damned Self,
I Think Youll Find Id Only Be Obliged To Entertain Your Extended Family If We Were Married, Darling,
I Have Learnt To Like Burnt Food, I Hope You Do Too
Really? We Have An Iron?
And other such perennial favourites.
That is all.