I got a posh coat!
This isnt a great story – I was going to a party where the necessary pretty dress simply wouldnt go with a battered old duffel coat, so a coat needed to be bought. I went to some discounty place, bought a last-season poshcoat for cheap, and now look like I might have once been quite posh in 2006 or something but have more recently hit the skids.
However, my new poshcoat has no pockets. No pockets at all. Wheredo poshpeople put their hands? Must I invest in a muff?