You would think there might be a limit to the unlikely quirks, unattractive qualities and frankly unpleasant personal habits I would choose to display on this, my personal site with name emblazoned all over it. But no, after this many years, I still dont seem to have run out.
Some part of me is bizarrely proud of this fact.
Another part of me wants to stick the first part of mes head down a toilet and flush. Repeatedly.