I am en France

And have no internets.

But I am very happy, and enjoying the entertainment of certain Parisians and their tiny offspring.

And dont worry, I havent really sworn at anyone.

Well, apart from the usual people. And they still seem to love me. Even THOUGH I am swearing.

Anyway. I weeeell be back. In a day or two. Probably.

Though in my absence I notice you crazy Brits have taken up bombing your airports with your cars, which is environmental in *some* ways, but we need to talk about the other ways in which it is slightly not quite right.

Luckily I am arriving by train.

(Do not tell your crazies, in case they take issue with the swearing.)