It is an endlessly interesting subject, which I will no doubt expand upon a length, someday.
Things it is difficult to do when you have fangs
- Blow up balloons.
- Drink out of drinks cans. Like Coke, or Irn Bru. Or beer.
- Hum, contentedly.
- Take surreptitious bites out of bites out of anything without getting caught.
- Impressions of Mick Jagger.
- Drink through a straw. Although this maybe easier, depending on overbite/underbite situation.
- Wine Gums.
- Oral Sex.
- Bite ones lip, while dancing. (Or any other time) Well, its possible, but will leave a mark.
On the other hand
This it is EASY to do with fangs
- Open boxes. Heavily sellotaped boxes.
- (says driedfrog) Forever negate the need for a hole punch.
I feel sure I am underselling vampires. I will work on this when I get home.
I will have a think on the train.
I have had a think on the train.
I have nothing.
Vampires have a hard life, I have decided, and probably dont enjoy parties very much.
But are quite useful in offices, I think.