Also, in a moment of supreme half-asleepness this morning, I covered my toothbrush in anti-bacterial handwash.
Just saying. You know. Dont do that. Just because its anti-bacterial, doesnt mean it tastes nice. Not that that was what I was thinking, I wasnt thinking anything. Apart from euw and sweary noises. And I wasnt intending to put it on there, and certainly not because I thought it was going to be nice.
Its not very nice.
Also dont pick your nose after cutting green chillis.
Not that I have done that.
But dont do that. It isnt very nice either.
Oh, actually, while Im here: try not to get distracted while youre on a treadmill.
Just advice, you know?
Juuuuust putting it out there, letting you know.
Just a public service.
Turns out not only Monday hated me.