[From scribbled Moleskine notes made in the 5 hour wait early on Monday morning. Id been up since three.]
Congratulations Casablanca! Youve pole-vaulted straight into the official Pickard (Minor) Top Five Worst Airports!
Watch now as Stanstead gets all worried, holds a board meeting and decides they should all immediately go and wee on the floor in order to maintain their reputation and retain their coveted top five slot.