What was that?
That noise. What was that?
I didnt hear a noise.
You just went into the kitchen to fart, didnt you?
You did, I heard you
No, that was that little elephant that lives in here. Hes really cute.
Yes, hes only a tiny little guy, so sometimes he gets a bit scared when someone walks in, so makes a trumpeting noise to alert you.
Which is weird, because hes never done it when I walk in. Is he in there now?
Cool. Ill come and have a look then.
No, dont do that. Hes shy.
Yes. Also he smells.