Another night in paradise

What was that?

What?

That noise. What was that?

I didnt hear a noise.

You just went into the kitchen to fart, didnt you?

Um No?

You did, I heard you

No, that was that little elephant that lives in here. Hes really cute.

Elephant.

Yes, hes only a tiny little guy, so sometimes he gets a bit scared when someone walks in, so makes a trumpeting noise to alert you.

Which is weird, because hes never done it when I walk in. Is he in there now?

Um. Yes?

Cool. Ill come and have a look then.

No, dont do that. Hes shy.

Really?

Yes. Also he smells.