In the cafe at lunchtime

PIES

Vegetable: Cauliflower cheese.

Meat: Steak and Kidney.

Poultry: Ham and bacon.

Think back, ladies and gentlemen, to all those times when you said Do that?!, Work here again?!, Wear this?! Marry you?! and promised it to a time when pigs might fly.

Well, theres been a reclassification.

Im afraid your day has come.