Nail some sense into him

Not my own copy of the Metro this morning – (I dont take the free sheets, darlings) – but on everyone elses, the front page headline stood prominently out:

CLIMATE CHANGE IS FAULT OF MAN

While Im not sure whether it Named this man, but Im very glad of their incredible scoop.

I demand that we immediately discover the identity of this man so we can track him down, make him say hes sorry, and then punch him in the knees.

That is all.

No, hang on; I will do my bit:

Come out, come out wherever you are, you bastard.

NOW that is all.