home again home again hippity hop

Bear with me

I dont know when I am, at the moment.

Im slightly clearer on where, as there are mean people making me work. So I know where. And I know *how* (train)(although four planes five trains three tubes and an unholy number of suspension-free minibuses is closer to the mark by some distance)Im just not sure WHEN I am at the moment.

India good though.

India, dix points.

(Points removed for squirtybottomness)

Um.

Ill be back in a tick when Ive thought of something witty to say about golf.

God, that sounds like it could take hours. Or maybe a day or two. Week. Several hundred years.

Ill be back when Ive turned into Mark Twain and back.