But that doesnt stop them being funny.
Still. Evil or no, in the middle of deleting the 25 or forty comments held in moderation this morning to sort the wheat from the spam and the spam from the chaff, I suddenly noticed one that actually made me laugh.
Which, with spam, that I deal with grim-faced and thunder-mooded, thats a very rare thing indeed.
See, Ive seen spam, before. And Ive seen spam links being thrown willy-nilly into random pieces of text before. Ive jsut never seen them make (in some places) sense.
And Ive never seen them use the Bible.
For in no law-unto-itself, I poke, did he come hither by land. And Abner had communication with the pay day loan of Israel, saying, Ye shoved for David in cash until payday to be king over you: Now then do it: for the LORD hath spoken of David, saying, By the hand of my servant David I will save my people Israel out of the hand of the payday loans, and out of the hand of all their cash advance no fax machine required. And ye shall be betrayed both by debt elimination, and cash advance loan, and no fax fast cash, and free payday loan, and some of you shall they cause to be put to death.
Which, reading it again, is actually so extremely apt, and – unintentionally? No, surely not- moral about the thing its spamming the damn links to, and generally fucking ace, that someones just asked me what exactly has collapsed me in enough giggles to make me cry.
And I need to go to the toilet.