I dont mean to be selfish and ungrateful – well, I clearly DO, but thats just the sentence that you tack on to the front of these sentiments, isnt it? – But while its really good if theyve foiled a major terrorist thingy, etc etc, the level of security has utterly kiboshed my tightly planned work schedule for the next week.
Ok, if not a laptop, obviously, can I at least take a diary, and a pen on the plane? Please? Pretty please? No?! WAH!
Please be over by next Tuesday. Please be over by next Tuesday. Please be over by next Tuesday.
And, you know, ooooh, worried about terrorism etc etc
NO HAND LUGGAGE, though?! ARG!