Well, the first thing about them is that theyre my favourite biscuit.
But they SHOULD UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES BE DIPPED IN COFFEE.
Or you could plausibly end up with wet biscuit everywhere.
There are wet biscuit globules on my top. And down my top. And on my trousers. And in my keyboard.
This would seem to demonstrate two things:
1) They should put a dippage warning on non-dippy bicuits.
2) I clearly dont learn my lesson after the first biscuit. Or the second. Or for that matter the OOOOH! Biscuit!