My bussies iii: youre not scaring anyone

Can I just tell you, lads – when you wear you baseball cap with its tip level to the nub of your nose, you may *think* you look exactly like Mr Fifty Cent, but actually, you look silly. I say if you have to tip your head back more than ninety degrees in order to see where youre going or what bus stop youre at, youre probably negating any air of cool that was attained by wearing the cap as a giant blinker in the first place.

Thank you.