Apparently there’s some festival going on this weekend

So what are my Glastonbury predictions for this year? Well, I think we can confidently predict that Brian Wilson may do some mumbling, that Goldie Lookin’ Chain will be slightly more shouty, and that all of Coldplay’s songs will sound the same after enough pear cider. And also before.

And predictions for the weather?

I have written about that over here. Which you can also find in the G2 section of The Guardian, should you happen to have one knocking about.

I am not going to Glastonbury. No. I am staying here in the office of patchy air conditioning, sweating. It’s very similar.